leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via baka-potato-chan)

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via baka-potato-chan)

youarelookingatthis:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

is this what Orphan Black is like

(Source: toastoat, via baka-potato-chan)

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via baka-potato-chan)

shotacatboys:

when ur friends like people who used to treat you badly

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(Source: beksboys, via baka-potato-chan)

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I didn’t think it was gonna be good, but then it just so was

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